Tuesday, February 24, 2009

no longer lost

The night before we went to Mexico, I was trying to get everything in order. I still had stuff to pack, I needed to make sure my dishes were done and I still had to shower AND blowdry my hair! So, needless to say, I was pretty frazzled. By the time I got out of the shower, it was already midnight. I get really really cranky when I'm tired, same goes if I'm hungry. Watch out!!

Being really tired, and not thinking clearly, I decided I would hide some things that I wouldn't want stolen if my house were to get broken into. All of my ideas are BRILLIANT and logical, until I say them out loud or tell somebody, then... well, let's just say, there not as BRILLIANT as I had assumed. :)

Listed in the order in which the hidden items were found. 1. my car keys - I didn't want my beautiful car to get stolen! 2. my broken cell phone - I had my new one with me, and if the old one were to be stolen and not sent back, I'd have to pay $300.00!! and finally (i hope..) 3. My wedding ring - I didn't want to have to worry about losing it in Mexico, or it being too flashy where I'd end up getting robbed or something...

I should mention, that i don't usually hide things, and I don't have regular hiding places. When we got home, it hadn't occurred to me that I was missing anything. Everything looked normal, the house hadn't been robbed, the kitties were nice and plump and their water dish was full. Everything was fine.

The next morning, I had to go back to work. It was about quarter to 8 when I noticed my car keys were missing. Where are my car keys?!?! Poor husby who is sleeping soundly gets awaken to me panicking. "I was on time, now I'm late, have you seen my keys? Are they in your pants? What did you do with them?" Being the amazingly wonderful husby he is, he immediately gets out of bed and is helping me look for them. After a few minutes, I decide it's not worth all of this, and I grab a spare, kiss husby goodbye and head out the door.

After work, I went home and remembered I had hidden my keys and my phone but had no recollection at all of what I had done with my wedding ring. This is rare for me, I have an excellent photographic memory. I looked high and low. Literally, I looked in candles, the kitchen cupboards, the fridge, the silverware drawer, then finally found my car keys in the junk drawer in my kitchen! Still no phone or ring! I moved on to search the bathroom and then the bedroom. I finally found my phone in the bottom of my sock box! The bottom of my sock box?!?! What the heck was I thinking?? Augh!

This morning, after looking for a week, i found my precious wedding ring.... in my jewelry box! All has been found, I think, but then again, I have no idea what I hid or where I hid it. As you can probably tell, the Mexican vacation was very much needed and did the trick by erasing my at-home stresses.

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Amanda said...

I done the same thing before. Put something in such a safe place that I can't remember where it is later!

To, funny, Elise!

Anonymous said...

i never would have guessed you were this whack! you sound like your becoming more like me every day!
thanks again for my pearls-i'm glad you didn't hide them too! (katie wants them badly, just as i suspected)
mom

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